• ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    People think that what I do is evil, but the reality is I'm simply doing what crypt ghouls do naturally: developing the optimal hunting strategies to balance the local child population with the supply of succulent organ meat.

    • Beaver [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      Ezra must think that the lesson of The Scorpion and the Frog is that you must simply accept that you're going to get stung every time you cross the river.

      • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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        5 months ago

        Fuck that's good. Like yeah I knew that liberals respect for other people was tenuous at the best of times, but it shocks me how little respect The Adults In The Room have for themselves.

    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
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      5 months ago

      woke leftists like to ignore the incentives crypt ghouls actually have to maintain a robust, healthy local child population, not to mention the large financial donations they make to the children's hospital and organages. oops! i mean orphanages!