Great job jabronis - attached picture is what the site looks like on an old phone. All the buttons are broken and do nothing, except for the Modlog which somehow is still accessible. Tried different browsers on the phone, tried clearing all the cookies and cache, still doesn't work.
EDIT: This came off a bit hot and aggro - it just sucks since pre-migration the site worked fine on my dinosaur phone, so I'm pretty frustrated. Makes me appreciate communist web-design (like marxists.org and redsails.org) even more.
Equating "website that works on a 10 yo iphone that apple can shut off at any moment, and frankly, basically already has" with "a duty to help the people build communism by building a mass movement and meeting their needs to survive" is the most narcissistic and deluded equivocation I've ever seen. You don't need to touch grass, you need to throw your phone into the fucking ocean.
It's no car battery, but it'll have to do