Great job jabronis - attached picture is what the site looks like on an old phone. All the buttons are broken and do nothing, except for the Modlog which somehow is still accessible. Tried different browsers on the phone, tried clearing all the cookies and cache, still doesn't work.
EDIT: This came off a bit hot and aggro - it just sucks since pre-migration the site worked fine on my dinosaur phone, so I'm pretty frustrated. Makes me appreciate communist web-design (like marxists.org and redsails.org) even more.
There's a little message under the "Web Inspector" toggle that says in order to use the web inspector I need to connect my phone to a computer with a cable and use the "Develop" menu in the menu bar ... so that's a Mac only thing apparently. :-(