I can design a pretty solid air system. There are calculations involved so I know my stuff. I made this helicopter out of things I found at Walmart so it only cost me $27. Who's interested?

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    1 year ago

    I'm interested in joining your company. We should call it GrifTours

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      That sounds German and they're renowned engineers like me. One time I had to decide between plastic or glass for a wall and was scared of glass because what if it breaks and cuts me. Luckily I made the walls of this helicopter out of plywood- wow aerospace aluminium is expensive- so it can't cut me either.

      • Infamousblt [any]
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        1 year ago

        Plywood is too heavy. We should use something recyclable and light like cardboard. We're such a green company now wow look at our negative carbon footprint because we use recycled cardboard for our fuselage. That's how innovators like us are going to solve global warming!

        • happybadger [he/him]
          hexagon
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          1 year ago

          If an old white guy told me cardboard gets wet in snow I'd listen, but I can only hire minorities and women I won't listen to because woke. Guess it's gonna have to be made of cardboard in Biden's America.

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      I'll allow anything for $500k and you can even help fly the helicopter. I don't know how to navigate and there are lots of mountains up there. I put a bucket in the back so everyone can shit including the dog.