The sheer amount of copium huffing just to avoid the conclusion of "because rich assholes dying is funny"
P.S. 
According to capitalist journalists:
Poor people dying everyday slowly and horrifically as people walk past pretending they don't exist. Abandoning them in the cruelest way possible as the light slowly dies from their eyes =
This is fine. They chose this. I won't lift a finger for them. I won't even acknowledge them.Resourse hording billionaires that are literally killing us all with their lobbying die quickly and painlessly due to their own greedy corner cutting =
how could you be so cruel! They're human beings! Quick, we must spare no expense trying to save them!
nooooo you can't make fun of the heckin job creatorinos
haha submarine go cronchHow does the saying go? Tragedy is when I stub my toe, comedy is when you fall in to an open manhole and die?
Like you don't have to change anything to turn this in to a morality play chastizing the hubris of the rich. You don't have to change a word.
If you presented the facts of this dive as the plot of a novel, I would tell you to rewrite it and try using 'subtlety'. The truth is better than fiction -- it just wouldn't work as art.
Wish I could get paid millions to write an article explaining the labyrinthine reason behind poor people laughing at rich asshole's hubris.
In typical billionaire extravagance, they have a global spectacle of a funeral, with massive rescue attempts and international coverage demanding I care and show my respects about them being too stupid to live. Of course I’m going to laugh at them.
