https://fortune.com/2023/06/27/frustrated-employees-loud-quiet-quitting-resignation-trend-worse-business-leaders-gallup/

  • MalarchoBidenism [he/him]
    ·
    1 year ago

    Cold-quitting: you stop responding to work emails

    Hot-quitting: you spam your boss' email with porn links

    Top-quitting: you start acting like you're the boss

    Bottom-quitting: you don't do any work because you need to ask for help but you're shy 🥺👉👈

    Clown-quitting: you and 11 coworkers steal the company car

    Joker-quitting: fuckin-deserve