Democrats: "I can't believe you don't think this is a big deal, I'm still shitting and crying about this. I was trembling on that day."

Leftists: "If it was a truly dangerous coup then why did they leave when the manager wasn't there? Why didn't they hold and occupy the building, or burn it? Why didn't they try to pursue and figure out where the reps went?

Democrats: "At least we take our democracy and our right to seriously. We have heavily bolstered the capitol police so our government we love so much will be protected."

Leftists: "So you go tripping over your own dicks to fund the police. Didn't the cops help them into the building?"

Democrats: "Your just a Russian bot now."

Leftists: "Ah yes, the all powerful Russians that secretly control everything and have spies and assets everywhere, but apparently not in their own country to stop a real coup."

Democrats: "Fuck you tankie"

Leftists: "Your labels mean nothing dronie. Have fun getting confused, tricked, and betrayed over and over again by capitalism."