"HOW DARE THE LOONY LEFT TRY TO TAKE AWAY MY INNOCENT PLEASURES SUCH AS BRUTALLY MURDERING A FOX OR EATING LIVE BABY BIRDS? HOW DARE THEY NOT WANT TO LITERALLY GO TO WAR WITH COUNTRIES WHO POLITELY REQUEST THEIR ITEMS BACK FROM THE BRITISH MUSEUM? HOW DARE AN ARTICLE I REFUSE TO READ BE WRITTEN ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT THERE ARE SOME EXISTING BIGOTED PRACTICES WITHIN PROFESSIONAL CRICKET!? HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE THINK THAT WINSTON CHURCHILL WAS A RACIST, AN OPINION THAT THE OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF BRITS THOUGHT WAS BOTH TRUE AND A BAD THING AT THE TIME HE WAS IN POWER, SO MUCH SO THAT HE WAS PERMANENTLY BARRED FROM POLITICS AFTER THE WAR!?"
"HOW DARE THE LOONY LEFT TRY TO TAKE AWAY MY INNOCENT PLEASURES SUCH AS BRUTALLY MURDERING A FOX OR EATING LIVE BABY BIRDS? HOW DARE THEY NOT WANT TO LITERALLY GO TO WAR WITH COUNTRIES WHO POLITELY REQUEST THEIR ITEMS BACK FROM THE BRITISH MUSEUM? HOW DARE AN ARTICLE I REFUSE TO READ BE WRITTEN ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT THERE ARE SOME EXISTING BIGOTED PRACTICES WITHIN PROFESSIONAL CRICKET!? HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE THINK THAT WINSTON CHURCHILL WAS A RACIST, AN OPINION THAT THE OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF BRITS THOUGHT WAS BOTH TRUE AND A BAD THING AT THE TIME HE WAS IN POWER, SO MUCH SO THAT HE WAS PERMANENTLY BARRED FROM POLITICS AFTER THE WAR!?"