It's a family restaurant chain that primarily serves pasta, sort of like Noodles & Company. But because pasta is from Italy the whole restaurant is themed around the Italian Renaissance with dishes like the Fettuccine da Vinci or whatever.
But here's the big selling point. The walls are all decorated with Renaissance art prints except the people's heads are replaced with noodles, so you've got like Botticelli's Venus with her tiddies out but she's a giant penne and her hair is spaghetti. Lots of pasta tiddies everywhere. That's important.
The name of the restaurant? TASTEFUL NOODS.
money plz
This would actually do pretty well and you'd have boaters frequenting it for authentic I-talian cuisine.
"ey Tone, check out the friggin' linguini on that babe, badda-boom!"