It's a family restaurant chain that primarily serves pasta, sort of like Noodles & Company. But because pasta is from Italy the whole restaurant is themed around the Italian Renaissance with dishes like the Fettuccine da Vinci or whatever.
But here's the big selling point. The walls are all decorated with Renaissance art prints except the people's heads are replaced with noodles, so you've got like Botticelli's Venus with her tiddies out but she's a giant penne and her hair is spaghetti. Lots of pasta tiddies everywhere. That's important.
The name of the restaurant? TASTEFUL NOODS.
money plz
Look I am a sucker for just a simple bowl of noodles with butter and the green Kraft "parmesian."
I would make this a family staple. Every friday night, baby.
If im making like...a real pasta dish, then absolutely. This is more a goblin mode guilty pleasure.
But, who knows, maybe I'll stay up late tonight and try that.
This would actually do pretty well and you'd have boaters frequenting it for authentic I-talian cuisine.
"ey Tone, check out the friggin' linguini on that babe, badda-boom!"
Reminds me of one of the best Rocket League usernames, Tasteful Side Boost
If I was capitalist-brained enough to not care about doing a colonialism, I'd move to a Polynesian nation and open a lemonade stand so I could call it "Robinsonade".
