It's a family restaurant chain that primarily serves pasta, sort of like Noodles & Company. But because pasta is from Italy the whole restaurant is themed around the Italian Renaissance with dishes like the Fettuccine da Vinci or whatever.

But here's the big selling point. The walls are all decorated with Renaissance art prints except the people's heads are replaced with noodles, so you've got like Botticelli's Venus with her tiddies out but she's a giant penne and her hair is spaghetti. Lots of pasta tiddies everywhere. That's important.

The name of the restaurant? TASTEFUL NOODS.

bougie-wink money plz

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
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    1 year ago

    Look I am a sucker for just a simple bowl of noodles with butter and the green Kraft "parmesian."

    I would make this a family staple. Every friday night, baby.

    • quarrk [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Add some lemon juice if you’re feeling fancy

      • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
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        1 year ago

        If im making like...a real pasta dish, then absolutely. This is more a goblin mode guilty pleasure.

        But, who knows, maybe I'll stay up late tonight and try that.