It's a family restaurant chain that primarily serves pasta, sort of like Noodles & Company. But because pasta is from Italy the whole restaurant is themed around the Italian Renaissance with dishes like the Fettuccine da Vinci or whatever.

But here's the big selling point. The walls are all decorated with Renaissance art prints except the people's heads are replaced with noodles, so you've got like Botticelli's Venus with her tiddies out but she's a giant penne and her hair is spaghetti. Lots of pasta tiddies everywhere. That's important.

The name of the restaurant? TASTEFUL NOODS.

bougie-wink money plz

  • SaniFlush [any, any]
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    1 year ago

    If I was capitalist-brained enough to not care about doing a colonialism, I'd move to a Polynesian nation and open a lemonade stand so I could call it "Robinsonade".