Set in a world where no one has ever pooped, Darwin Poop, our hero, poops and in his world the phenomenon is named after him. He is the subject of ridicule, medical invasion, religious speculation and a global power struggle. As an everyman hero, he never asked for this responsibility, he's a man out of time, a fish out of water and the only man on history who's bowels pass. Coming this fall.
I'll wait for the gritty reboot, POOP. A story of an imperfect protaganist who struggles with fame, addictions, and money. All because he was cursed with a unique superhuman power that was named after him. He is a man who has lost his purpose until a peculiar stranger, Mr. Tinkle, makes him a compelling offer.
read with the same cadence as "The Boy who Lived" and he has a lightning bolt shaped skidmark
furiously trying to remember what the first animal that pooped was
If having to poop didn’t exist before he invented it, he is literally the serpent in the garden. Purge him quickly before we are driven out of paradise into the stall.
"As soon as shit came outta his ass, no one believed the shit coming outta his mouth"
This is just a rewriting of the Fall with the entrance of sin into the world.
If Adam hadn't disobeyed we wouldn't have to poop. POOP IS SIN BECOME MATERIALIZED.
