hop in a pool suspended five stories above another pool on the deck of a ship that looks like the result of a mad scientist hybridizing the genes of an airport duty free terminal, a private athletic club, a five-over-one and the Evergreen Ever Given (with just a splash of Six Flags for flavor)
I really do not see the appeal of a giant shopping mall/lame amusement park from which there is no escape for weeks at a time and could potentially drag you into a watery grave, which is something that won't happen if you just go to Disneyland or some shit.
How the fuck could you stand being on a place like this for weeks at a time?
cuz its cheaper and longer distance then a smaller cruise I guess?
Travel long distances on a boat you don't leave, why not just stay in the fucking dock
I think you do leave on most cruises. They stop in different port cities potentially in different countries. At least the best ones probably do.
Yeah, from what I've seen, the port stops are the main attraction and the ship amenities are generally just there to tide you over between.
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