hop in a pool suspended five stories above another pool on the deck of a ship that looks like the result of a mad scientist hybridizing the genes of an airport duty free terminal, a private athletic club, a five-over-one and the Evergreen Ever Given (with just a splash of Six Flags for flavor)
To defend sailing, it's not purely a pretentious and bourgeoisie hobby.
You can get into sailing for less than some working folk spend on a cruise holiday.