hop in a pool suspended five stories above another pool on the deck of a ship that looks like the result of a mad scientist hybridizing the genes of an airport duty free terminal, a private athletic club, a five-over-one and the Evergreen Ever Given (with just a splash of Six Flags for flavor)
Never been to a GC, but I've always heard horror stories involving the chocolate fondue fountain to the point I've made a mental note to avoid it if I ever find myself at the place. Lots of second-hand stories of double dipping and people sticking their fingers in it multiple times.
Licking fingers in a
way before scraping slimy paper money to flick at the cashier.
"Boob money" where some "my daughter and I look the same age!
" thinks it's acceptable, cool, and even hot to do a gesture like the above but instead pulling a sweat soaked bill from inside her bra, and expecting to get a stunned 
face from it instead of a 
or even a 
Littering on purpose. Like, not just apathy and negligence, but outright "fuck this place, those lazy poors are paid to sometimes clean it" and flicking used napkins away from the table, sometimes even dropping plates, glasses, or outright just throwing the greasy food on the floor. One time someone (CW: vomit)
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outright barfed on the table and his douchebag friends laughed and thought it was hilarious as they all just got up and left, then and there.
I could go on but let's just say Golden Corral and I have a history.
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