My feet hurt. I wore this stupid costume for nothing. I want to go home and stream from the office supply closet I turned into a secret bunker situation room.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Maybe carry around a cool model of the kind of plane I'd fly to save my country if I knew how to fly a plane. I could show people and say pilots dress just like me.

    • Farman [any]
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      1 year ago

      Better yet; print those paper plane modes from old checz magazines and hand them out.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        That'd scare Vladimir Shithitler. I'd know all the plane facts if I read about them and he'd know I could 1v1 him any day in a plane fight.