My feet hurt. I wore this stupid costume for nothing. I want to go home and stream from the office supply closet I turned into a secret bunker situation room.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I can't get over his child in a sailor suit routine. It's like he's a lame version of gaddafi-stern . Either commit fully to the bit and wear a sniper ghillie suit or dress like a normal person.

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    • Farman [any]
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      Fuck dressing like a normal person i dress like a hobo, because i cant be bothered to buy new shirts. So they are all full of holes and i have to wear several at a time. The pants somehow are ok after 20 years. But if i were president i would dress like gandalf. But in brugyndy with pink highligths.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        I'd do what Zelenskyy is doing but dress as a pilot. Wear the helmet everywhere and address people as wingmate in solidarity with the air force.

        • Farman [any]
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          1 year ago

          Thats fine too. If you are doing a bit comit to it.

          • happybadger [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            Maybe carry around a cool model of the kind of plane I'd fly to save my country if I knew how to fly a plane. I could show people and say pilots dress just like me.

            • Farman [any]
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              1 year ago

              Better yet; print those paper plane modes from old checz magazines and hand them out.

              • happybadger [he/him]
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                1 year ago

                That'd scare Vladimir Shithitler. I'd know all the plane facts if I read about them and he'd know I could 1v1 him any day in a plane fight.

  • buh [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    when the shoe lifts don't lift enough 😔

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  • VILenin [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    When the vassal state thinks it gets to hang out with its masters

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  • GoodMorningMrPhelps [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    The insistence on wearing the discount GI Joe outfit is one thing, but the fact that he has obviously been bulking up and trying to look like a military strongman is hilarious - compare him now to when he first came to office (even at the start of the conflict) and looked like mashed potato squeezed into a tight H&M t-shirt.

  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    meanwhile macron on the side there "hon hon hon sacre bleu ah almost stepped into a poor pershon, mon dieu!"

  • Moss [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Why does he insist on wearing a military uniform when all he does is show up to his friends' houses and mooch weapons off of them