She Steals Surfboards by the Seashore. She’s a Sea Otter.
www.nytimes.com
California wildlife officials are hoping to apprehend a 5-year-old sea otter, who has a knack for riding the waves after committing longboard larceny.

"A Sea Otter is Stealing Surfboards near Santa Cruz, California"

I hope Otter 841 can get in contact with her fellow human harassers, the orcas, and they start some kind of cross-species hijinks collective.

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