Ok so today I opened play store after like months of not downloading anything from there cause I needed an ugly proprietary app, and the first thing I see in the home page is this masterpiece. A self help app to make you accept your misery and become a better slave of yourself and ultimately of the capital.

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What the fuck "MANIFEST" means? Are we at a point where magic is a viable option?

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Also hate to say it, but I'm afraid your fitness goals are a bit incompatible, almost as if nothing of this made any sense in the first place

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Ok, read and share quotes, the most subtle way to distort the image of random historical figures to prove your nonexistent point.

WOW!! Really seems like this app has no purpose other than making you feel guilty of your own misery, distracting you from the sistemic problem, other than just eating all your personal data

Ahh I love ranting about these things, thanks for listening to my ted talk

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    porky-happy We want our workers to be happy and fulfilled so we made this app for them!

    10 seconds of Buddhism

    1. There is suffering
    2. The cause of suffering is desire

    porky-scared Enough of that!

    Next activity: obsess over everything you want. Stare at pictures of them, like pages of them, think about how empty your life is without them... Ok, now that you're properly focused, back to work! How else will I manifest a yacht without working for it

    • UlyssesT
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      18 days ago

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