Tom Hanks suffered from an apparent drug overdose while skydiving. He landed on Venice Beach where he was pronounced dead by a man in a turban on rollerblades playing an electric guitar. Aged 69 he is survived by 13 adopted parakeets that only say cuss words.
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Tom Hanks suffered from an apparent drug overdose while skydiving. He landed on Venice Beach where he was pronounced dead by a man in a turban on rollerblades playing an electric guitar. Aged 69 he is survived by 13 adopted parakeets that only say cuss words.