Me after drinking all my morning coffee: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD
Tom Hanks suffered from an apparent drug overdose while skydiving. He landed on Venice Beach where he was pronounced dead by a man in a turban on rollerblades playing an electric guitar. Aged 69 he is survived by 13 adopted parakeets that only say cuss words.
I think it's incredibly funny that only one user, in Melina, can post to it. If anyone else tries, the website won't let them.
But I do hate the idea of a fake news community that isn't very obvious. Like this one. It needs to be more obvious that it's a meme community.
I sing classical, and because of that I have massive Sinus Arhythmia and a low resting rate, More than a few doctors have been confused by my heart deciding it's pumped enough oxygen for the next second or five.
When you're so pro-union that even your organs have union mandated breaks.
