Jack White, of The White Stripes, was arrested early Sunday morning as authorities followed up on reports that he was playing guitar with his soft penis. Judging by the available footage, the stunt was a hit, with concertgoers calling it "avant garde" and "better than whatever he was doing with that Icky Trump s--t," with one member of the audience going so far as to say "if Meg can get away with what she's been doing the past 20 or so years, he should be able to have his d--k out".

Local authorities are holding White until bond is set on Monday.

  • Owl [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    it's fine if the guitar consents