Jack White, of The White Stripes, was arrested early Sunday morning as authorities followed up on reports that he was playing guitar with his soft penis. Judging by the available footage, the stunt was a hit, with concertgoers calling it "avant garde" and "better than whatever he was doing with that Icky Trump s--t," with one member of the audience going so far as to say "if Meg can get away with what she's been doing the past 20 or so years, he should be able to have his d--k out".
Local authorities are holding White until bond is set on Monday.
But not quite as good as the "Common medical blip might actually spell imminent death" posts.
twingy twang twang TWING - that's the sound of his lil' wiener plucking away at that guitar.
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One day I'll figure out how to block comms then you'll see!
So You think Im worthy of posting here...
I'll just go and sit in the owned corner.
jack white plays a vintage Airline Map guitar from the 1950s, they aren't made for putting your wiener on
that's why he kept his dick soft. he didn't wanna damage the equipment on either end
And her drumming was on par with most punk bands. People just hated because “women”
See unlike most people who obsessed on hating her iI can admit I don’t much about drumming so I can def see her being in the top 10 based on how much I remember the stuff she did
I fucking love this comm, also, Jack looks like a car salesman now
