During the crisis of the 2nd century, various religious cults thrived in the Roman Empire. As shit got worse, people started looking for other sources to explain the world and provide narratives that gave comfort. I think about that a lot whenever i see things about various special prosecutor worship by libs. The Mueller report, this guy, Russian collusion, impeachment, whatever the fuck a Lev Parness is - just modern cults for libs
Truly sad that there aren't any cool cults out there. Like call me when you start having Caligulan foodorgies with snake dancers and musicians and a shitload of psychedelics because that I'll watch.
They won't report that he just demolished their bathroom. I'm talking god damned poop on the floor and everything.
I don't consider it a proper demolishing unless there's poop smeared across the ceiling.
If two different minimum wage employees haven't thrown their branded apron at the manager and walked out it's not properly demolished yet.
When will they learn their lesson? Comey, Mueller, Cuomo, that one attorney who went to jail. (edit: Avenatti)
Was thinking about this the other day, libs have a revolving door of litigation super heroes that'll surely get Drumpf this time then the football is yanked and it comes out that the lawyer was actually a sex pest too.
"new" menu at subway is such a scam, I keep getting charged for bacon or extra cheese add-ons that ARE INCLUDED IN THE DESCRIPTION OF THE SANDWICH ON THE MENU BOARD WTF
right, this guy can't figure out what decent food is but he's definitely going to put le drumpf in prison
This is somehow even more lame than Redditors all soyfacing at Bill Gates for queuing at a burger van
Redditors' dream - Bill Gates and Jack Smith in line together for a shitty burger.
Can't wait for the new kremlinology where they analyze how the case is going based on what sandwich he orders for lunch
Soon on MSBNC...
"He ordered a meatball sub. What do you think it means?"
"Incitement remains an unlike charge but—"
"Could it be more likely?!? In your estimation."
"Well, Rachel, meatballs could represent..."
I have noticed that "I know what's going on" beats out "Not only do I not know what is going on, it is in fact impossible to know what's going on given current limitations of knowledge" for research funding.
Cue conservatives canceling Subway for going woke and liberals insisting they love Subway to ensure Trump is triggered.
I find this way of letting yourself be seen very droll.
this fits well with the article I posted yesterday noting how some celebrity bullshit had 10,000 articles, but there were just 5 articles talking about findings that the food system is at dire risk.
I'd be pretty excited if I met someone named Powerball Jackpot. Like that person is almost certainly the MC or the arc-villain, one or the other. What color was his hair?
