I had to answer 140 questions agony-soviet

    • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      yes sir mr boss man i was a lead developer on over 9000 pentagon software projects that meant life or death for our boys in green. i literally designed 360 no scope auto aim on real life rifles sir

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        straight up making stuff up is risky as if they find out they can fire you with no recourse on your part. Better to exaggerate and tell the truth in flattering ways