Well you see every since the great moon rocket disaster of '33 Mercury has been in a permanent retrograde orbit. This has pulled all six Venusian moons in to a tidally locked alignment that angers the negawerewolves who in turn emanate psychtoxic delaminated orgone vibrations in to the mesolithic noosphere. The obvious result is the sublimation of helium in to anti-helium with expected exoradiolitic effects on the quark gluon plasma, but it also distorts space time, wrapping interlocking space-like psuedovolumes in to convoluted negative euclidian splines. When viewed through the nasal-spectral thaumometer it resembles a pig shitting on it's own balls

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