https://old.reddit.com/r/olympics/comments/p0bvsc/i_watched_all_339_events_live_every_minute_of/
The relevant part is here: I also have other rules during an Olympics, mainly that I can only consume products from Olympic Sponsors. Ever since 2004, I had always only eaten McDonald's (and other sponsors like Coca-Cola, Hershey's, Kelloggs) during the Games, but it was the sponsorship of Proctor & Gamble that allowed me to implement the consumption rule, as they make all the toiletries I need, along with Prilosec, which I need for my heartburn. (I do make an exception for prescription medication and tobacco, though.)
Also he had weird rules about shitting lol
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He sold his soul to the company store