daisy to chat • 1 year agoWorst ways to go about job hunting?message-squaremessage-square10 fedilinkarrow-up117file-text
arrow-up117message-squareWorst ways to go about job hunting?daisy to chat • 1 year agomessage-square10 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebooty [he/him]hexbear14·1 year agoabsolute worst? I think I'd have to walk into the store naked and ask for the manager. while waiting for the manager to arrive i do some heroin. then i tell the manager im gonna need a job to pay for my next hit. link
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]hexbear12·1 year agoWhen they ask for your resume show them that you have it tattooed on your taint link
minus-squareMemesAreTheory [he/him, any]hexbear5·edit-21 year agoThere's no actual work experience either, you just lean way back and lift your business to show a tiny swastika tucked away down there. link
absolute worst? I think I'd have to walk into the store naked and ask for the manager. while waiting for the manager to arrive i do some heroin. then i tell the manager im gonna need a job to pay for my next hit.
When they ask for your resume show them that you have it tattooed on your taint
There's no actual work experience either, you just lean way back and lift your business to show a tiny swastika tucked away down there.