How would you go about alienating a potential employer?

  • blight [any]
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    1 year ago

    ask them for their business card and use it to draw a line of coke

    • GaveUp [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      You've just displayed exceptional networking with executives skills. Straight to VP you go

  • booty [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    absolute worst? I think I'd have to walk into the store naked and ask for the manager. while waiting for the manager to arrive i do some heroin. then i tell the manager im gonna need a job to pay for my next hit.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Barge through the front door, walk straight to the manager's office, don't take no for an answer until you get that firm handshake. grillman

    • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Barge through the front door, walk straight to the manager's office, don't take no for an answer

      sicko-yes

      until you get that firm handshake.

      deeper-sadness

  • Fuckass
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

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