How would you go about alienating a potential employer?
You've just displayed exceptional networking with executives skills. Straight to VP you go
Walk into the interview playing music on your phone speakers, turn it down instead of off when challenged on this.
Putting a carbine on the carabiner would probably do more to alienate.
absolute worst? I think I'd have to walk into the store naked and ask for the manager. while waiting for the manager to arrive i do some heroin. then i tell the manager im gonna need a job to pay for my next hit.
When they ask for your resume show them that you have it tattooed on your taint
There's no actual work experience either, you just lean way back and lift your business to show a tiny swastika tucked away down there.
Barge through the front door, walk straight to the manager's office, don't take no for an answer until you get that firm handshake.
Barge through the front door, walk straight to the manager's office, don't take no for an answer
until you get that firm handshake.