Nick Fuentes’ BADASS security!

https://x.com/camhigby/status/1802137680672670073

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    4 months ago

    A group meeting before the formation

    "We need one more guy."

    "There aren't any other guys above 6'."

    "Check again."

    "No. I checked three times already. We gotta go with Steve."

    All others in the group groan. "Fuck," somebody (maybe Mike?) quietly says.

    "Yeah, I know. He's not your favorite guy. But he's almost one of us. And if not him - who?"

    Resigned sighing.

    The leader makes an executive decision "Steve it is then." He tries to sound like a tv narrator for a crime show. "We are complete. He's the final member of the Nick Fuentes' Security Unit."

    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      I feel like white shirt and glasses is pulling for him

      "C'mon guys, I know he fucked up getting snacks at the gas station but he's a good dude. Trust me, when some antifa asshole gets up in our faces you'll see what's up"

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
        hexagon
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        4 months ago

        I'm confused now. I thought that was Steve? I thought he was the self-proclaimed "Lone wolfer" who had to stop calling himself a "lone wolf" because the other guys didn't like it and normies thought he was making a school shooter joke.

        • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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          4 months ago

          Lol no Steve is the guy standing on the same step as the 3 other guys and clearly at least a foot shorter than the others

          E) actually, sunglasses dork #3 might be on the step above now that I look at it.