i've been skimming the r/UFO megathread about the grusch hearing, and holy shit—americans are taking this shit seriously???
here's a summary provided by some reddit users:
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Gaetz saw a previously unmentioned UAP (a leaker reached out to him, unknown individuals tried to prevent his access to the information)
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A UAP has injuried someone(s) trying to reverse engineer it
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Both humans and UAPs have harmed human witnesses
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One of our pilots mentioned a previously unmentioned UAP hovering at a work, pilot got within 50 feet (black cube in clear sphere model)
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A football field-sized red cube UAP
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Grusch's wife and Grusch saw something that terrified them
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The gov has communicated with them
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Corporations are on secret bankrolls that congress clearly isn't aware of to work on this
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They are top secret classification and committee members who should have access don't and are unaware of the projects
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Biological material has been retrieved
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Grusch has seen the vehicles but not the entities
lol. lmao, even
bigfoot seems genuinely way more real than UFOs, humans have found unknown primates many times in the past hundred years and the bigfoot theory presumes they're more intelligent than other non-human primates
still unlikely but at least it's not spacemans doing transdimensional travel to wreck their saucers in the american midwest levels of dumb
It's safer to put biggie in the crypto zoological category as it might be a species not yet documented and studied. Aliens are just too weird and supernatural almost like to grapple with, if you believe what people are saying mind you.
Aliens are almost certainly real, the problem is we'll never ever see them because space is too big and time is too long.
Bigfoot is 100% real and he is a wise and noble creature. We'll see him when we deserve it.
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Homo Blurrius
If Bigfoot were real it wouldn’t require totally discarding the most well-proven and most astoundingly predictive piece of human knowledge.
Bigfoot being real means “huh, weird he managed to stay hidden all this time.”
Aliens visiting earth means we need to drop not just relativity and Einstein but also Maxwell which is weird since electricity seems to actually work pretty well.
Only if it was aliens visiting using magic star wars hyperdrives or whatever. Thing is that if aliens did visit earth without violating a bunch of laws of physics then we would see their interstellar ship in its deceleration burn from outside the solar system at least a decade before it arrived in earth orbit. It would be a star in the night sky that over a few years would get progressively brighter.
Interstellar travel technically is possible but it would take decades between even the closest stars and it would involve a massive amount of energy first being used to accelerate out of a star system then an equally massive amount of energy used to decelerate at the destination star system. You can't hide something like that from observers at the destination.
That's why these dumbasses keep trying to insinuate that it might be inter-dimensional travelers. Can't find any physical evidence of their approach? Just make up an entire new branch of physics to explain it away.