i've been skimming the r/UFO megathread about the grusch hearing, and holy shit—americans are taking this shit seriously???

here's a summary provided by some reddit users:

  • Gaetz saw a previously unmentioned UAP (a leaker reached out to him, unknown individuals tried to prevent his access to the information)

  • A UAP has injuried someone(s) trying to reverse engineer it

  • Both humans and UAPs have harmed human witnesses

  • One of our pilots mentioned a previously unmentioned UAP hovering at a work, pilot got within 50 feet (black cube in clear sphere model)

  • A football field-sized red cube UAP

  • Grusch's wife and Grusch saw something that terrified them

  • The gov has communicated with them

  • Corporations are on secret bankrolls that congress clearly isn't aware of to work on this

  • They are top secret classification and committee members who should have access don't and are unaware of the projects

  • Biological material has been retrieved

  • Grusch has seen the vehicles but not the entities

lol. lmao, even

  • Sasuke [comrade/them]
    hexagon
    ·
    1 year ago

    sorry, but i can't stop reading through the grusch megathread

    apparently the first confirmed (lol) discovery of a UFO wreck happened in the 1930s in fascist italy, and since then they've been found all over the world. and okay, the idea that UFO 'wreckage sites' are contained exclusively to the US is stupid enough, but how on god's green earth can these super advanced alien aircrafts stay secret if they keep mccaining themselves (which, from what grusch is implying, seems to be a frequent event?) all over the damn globe?

    the mental hoops you have to go through....

    i guess every government has a secret UFO task force then? or maybe it's those super secret illegally funded big corporations that grusch mentioned that takes care of all wreck sites? which is probably fine, since they never seem to crash anywhere close to any human settlement (unless, of course, the aliens leave no witnesses)

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      1 year ago

      Alien Aircraft? In this gravity? During this time of year? On this continent? In this weather? And you're saying you've recovered the remains of a bright red craft the size of a football field?

      Absolutely, sir. Yes.

      Can I see it?

      No.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Maybe someone sent a Von Neumann probe but it's drunk?

      i guess every government has a secret UFO task force then?

      Technically X-Com is a multinational secret organization organized under the auspices of the UN.