New rule: please don't announce to us when you've just had beanis sex

Congratulations or sorry that happened to you.

Finally a good cop

Is this your way of bragging to us that you had sex?

Dammit Four! You’re out of control! The mayor is up my ass. One more scandal and I’ll have yours.

dw im sure we can forgive you

...dunno about the volcel piggies though, ah here they come now

Reminds me of the spec script I wrote for a hard-boiled police procedural called Cockenballs

Named after the main character, Detective Harry Q. Cockenballs