Free candy cybertruck
80s Toyota trucks with the guns in the backElon Musk's ingenious Cybertruck DISRUPTS the the ChoMo vehicle space and breaks the monopoly held by windowless vans.
Elon soon?... He's on stage and there's a vehicle next to him hidden in a huge box.
"I am excited to share another disruptive vehicle... The Cybervan." It's big reveal time. The box suddenly and quickly starts to float upward and away. "You probably wonder why it has no windows..."
you could have got yourself an "I am a paedophile" shirt printed and used the remaining $99,950 on literally anything else
I’m telling my children that Teslas are cars made specially by the government for the public to know who’s a pedophile. A sex offender registry in public
Btw, I did calculations and apparently the CyberTRUCK has less storage space in its bed than this thing
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I want Elon to send a cybertruck to a warzone and see it fares as a technical against a truck from the 80s
It'll only work well for suicide bombing
edit: thinking about it, if you were an American soldier in a military barrack and you saw a Tesla Cybertruck coming in you'd think it's one of those geek Raytheon engineers or something to make sure that the child-bomber-9 bombs children well.
So, this is someone who was on 4chan like 15 years ago, and that was the high point of their cultural and artistic life, and this is the result.
It is a candy company called "kanpai foods" that sells freeze dried food. Apparently if you tage their truck on insta they will send you actual free candy.
