LOVING dad from Hindley Green dead after the man accidentally ingested a disposable fork from a chippy. Gaz Bakely was a bus driver and a renowned local known for his kindness and caring nature. “He were as good as one can be” says Margaret Tildsley, Gaz’s neighbor.

According to Gazzas wife, Gaz came home 15 minutes late because of an altercation that took place the bus he was driving which set him back a few minutes. “I were gonna cook but he said he felt like having takeout so we decided on t’chippy.” As the family dined together Lucy was concerned at the speed Gaz was eating at, “he were eating too fast so I told him to slow down but he just didn’t listen. If he did he’d be here right now he were always stubborn me Gaz.” The family dinner soon turned into a horror show after Gaz ingested the fork whole which blocked his airways, which the coroner report confirms that the forks prongs lodged into his esophagus.

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“He white at first and then turned red and then blue… part of me believes as he died it was his country’s way of letting him know he were British through and through.” Gaz leaves behind a devastated family including 3 kids and a widow.

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    man the brits have french fry shops that give out forks?? the things we lost during the revolution......