Moss [they/them] to

badposting • 5 months ago

I'm gonna become a dentist so people will lick my fingers

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I'm gonna become a dentist so people will lick my fingers

Moss [they/them] to

badposting • 5 months ago

I'm always the one doing the licking when the dentist sticks his fingers in my mouth. I want to be on the other end.

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sharedburdens [she/her, comrade/them]
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5 months ago
I also want to get paid to have my fingers licked

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aaro [they/them, she/her]
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5 months ago
you've been licking your dentist's fingers fucking ew lmao. you're supposed to suck them, not lick them

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