desperately trying to shoehorn jesus into my hobby so my shitty family will just let me ride my bicycle in peace
It was ONE GUY who got crucified thousands of years ago on a different continent. The Romans crucified tens of thousands of people for a wide variety of offenses.
Why does this one guy get to guilt trip everyone forever cuz he died the same death as a rebellious slave?Because he had buddies who were the kind of guy who talks constantly about how cool his friend is, to the point they make up stories to make him sound cooler. He must've been one hell of a friend.
I'm going to shove my bicycle up Jesus's ass so evangelicals can leave me alone.
it's cool that Jesus wants to sponsor a pro cyclist, but that cross is really gonna slow him down
Think of it as a training weight, he'll take it off and suddenly be faster than Lance Armstrong
