THE MAN WOT EATS OYSTERS -- "But can't pay for em"
ok, the brits are not allowed to complain when yankees make fun of them. this is really too much
it's one thing to talk like that
It's another thing entirely to print it in the paper
I refuse to starve in a land of plenty. Instead I shall follow the example of my betters by running into debt without having the means of paying. Why, some men live in great extravagance and luxury, owe money and cheat their creditors, yet they are still considered respectable and honest. I only run into debt to satisfy the craving of hunger, and yet I am despised and beaten
Oysters were basic poverty food in Br*tain at the time, so it's praxis.
"Charles Dickens wrote about Dando and compared him to Alexander the Great."
BASED
Numerous sources give his name as Edward Dando and his nationality as British, although the British Museum describes him as "John Dando", an American.
hell fuckin' yeah. definitely an area where us yanks can take these boys to school.