• principalkohoutek [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    Well his phone rang, he picked up and it was Meryl Streep.

    "President Obama. President Barack Obama. Barack Hussein Obama"

    Suddenly, his entire posture and demeanor changed. He stormed into the kitchen, grabbed his personal chef, and held his head in the big pot of water for the lobsters until he died.

    By the time Michelle and the girls found him, he was down by the water desperately trying to save the chef who was seen in a capsized kayak