• terojo [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Whoever designed this had a magical experience in a department store as a child. Maybe they got locked in over night and remember eating candy and sleeping on a display bed after spending several dizzying hours going up and down the escalators sampling all the toys from the commercials. They vowed to one day bring the same joy to the whole world. This is the best they could do in light of budget constraints and zoning codes.