: "I am mad at capitalism because it has rewarded behaviors that actively cause problems in our society: ecological collapse is profitable, war is profitable, prison is profitable, and housing is a luxury thanks to so-called investors that do nothing!"

: "I am mad at capitalism because sometimes I am not a piece of media's target audience! What the heck, porky? I thought I was your special widdle boy!?! Porky betrayed me!!111!"