Actually going to prison, winning from behind bars, being sworn in behind bars, and pardoning himself immediately before then immediately committing a new crime and/or the same crime. THAT would be the funniest outcome.
Or maybe pardoning himself, but then he gets charged for that due to some technicality, but it takes an entire 4 years to work its way through the system and he serves his entire 2nd term before being arrested again.
Yes. Biden’s presidency has been so Boring. Isn’t that nice? A Boring presidency again, so quaint and nostalgic. Ukraine? Yawn. Inflation? Zzz. Record-shattering heat? Putting Ambien out of business. Give me Boring or give me death.
I think it would be cool if he made a declaration that got rid of the "presidential pardoning" thing immediately after pardoning himself. but he would do it wrong per protocol. so there would be a question of whether it was still possible or not. then, he would pardon some other people. then he would do some other crime and pardon himself while the question of the change of rules was still up on the air.
Actually going to prison, winning from behind bars, being sworn in behind bars, and pardoning himself immediately before then immediately committing a new crime and/or the same crime. THAT would be the funniest outcome.
Or maybe pardoning himself, but then he gets charged for that due to some technicality, but it takes an entire 4 years to work its way through the system and he serves his entire 2nd term before being arrested again.
Can you imagine the liberal reaction to him winning and pardoning himself lmfao
Well, we've finally reached the lowest low now. I never thought I would see the presidential pardon be used in violation of all social norms.
Smdh just after Biden brought civility back to the White House 😔
Yes. Biden’s presidency has been so Boring. Isn’t that nice? A Boring presidency again, so quaint and nostalgic. Ukraine? Yawn. Inflation? Zzz. Record-shattering heat? Putting Ambien out of business. Give me Boring or give me death.
We’re gonna have to
harder than we have ever 
ed before!
I can't believe Bernie would do this!
I think it would be cool if he made a declaration that got rid of the "presidential pardoning" thing immediately after pardoning himself. but he would do it wrong per protocol. so there would be a question of whether it was still possible or not. then, he would pardon some other people. then he would do some other crime and pardon himself while the question of the change of rules was still up on the air.
and next time the dems get elected they won't pardon anyone because it's against the rules
repus will do it every time though
I think the all-mcdonalds diet would catch up to him before 82
When an all McDonald’s diet clashes with the privilege of having some of the best medical treatment in the world, the latter will always win
well not always you can't buy your way out of death forever that's pretty fundamental to the human condition
But sometimes you can if your genetics allow it
unless you know something very big then no you really can't something always gets you in the end