I don't smoke marijuana and have no clue what I'm talking about stuff

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    lol one time this dealer showed up with this whole kit including probably a dozen strains. he was like 10 years younger than me and went through this entire pitch similar to how "budtenders" go through their whole spiel at a dispensary, like a sommelier with their absurdity. I feel bad dogging on it because they are very earnest and doing their performance.

    but it's such an eye roll. no, I don't need the magic diesel peanut Vietnam afghan CIA weed. give me the kind I can smoke and get high for a reasonable price. whatever you're trying to unload right now. the managers special.