I want to spy on the USA for China but they won't take me because I suck. ffs is there anything out there for failures to do to get ahead in life?
I want to spy on the USA for China but they won't take me because I suck. ffs is there anything out there for failures to do to get ahead in life?
I got an interview by sending Xi nudes via the local embassy. I mean, it wasn't for a job, but you gotta get your foot in the door somehow. They know my name and it's just a matter of time, now.
I posted a few videos on instagram of me hitting baseballs in my backyard and Xi DM'd me about a job!
Aw, dangit. Insta banned me after I tried to get an interview with Zuck!
Here's a nude picture of me in a kayak:
I'd hire you if I had the money, comrade.
You're not thinking like a capitalist yet, which is why you haven't been picked up as a spy yet.
You're supposed to just hire him anyway and if the endeavor doesn't turn out profitable you just don't pay