I see beople boasting about beanis and how beautiful it is to have beanis. This makes me feel a bit bad because I don’t have beanis. I ask my bro with beanis how did you get beanis? And bro says I don’t know I guess I was born with beanis. This baffles me, how can some be born with beanis and others not? That’s badly unfair right? So now I bother the benevolent beanis experts on this badposting forum to ask: how do I acquire beanis?
For illustrative purposes, here is me right now (no beanis):
and here is beanis I wish to acquire:
Here is me if I were to acquire beanis:
Grass is scary and makes me sneeze
Then beanis will make you shid and fard
Why did you think I wanted beanis in the first place![party-cat party-cat](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/fb7eda3f-e5b4-4287-805a-a788d31a2e08.gif)
Then just aquire bean and await further instruction.