And I don't even have a wife!
AND! AND! He bidet'd my butthole! How it's extra clean and that is just DISGUSTING
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net mods pls stop him he made fun of my eyelids 
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Lies! I would never have sex! Everyone here knows this!
Anyone else that talks shit gets their shit sprayed....... clean off. Don't fuck with bidet crew!
And I don't even have a wife!
Is everyone not still dating you? Was that just for the one post???
Everyone on the site is dating me, but we're not married
Has anyone thought of creating a "Nuttbidet"? Just blast a penis after ejaculation to clean it
