In all seriousness I feel like the common answers I saw of Diogenes (because that was like, his entire shtick) or Socrates (because they killed him for being annoying) are probably better answers but saying its Trotsky on a leftist forum is way funnier.
A lot of Urbanist Twitter could probably go here. Objectively correct takes delivered in the most insufferable way possible
Blaming poor people for needing a car to survive is my least favorite if there's