I want the greater choice of clothes that being a shorter person entails. Nothing fecking fits me. Also beds, airline seats, and cars (I will never buy a truck). I'm jealous of my smaller friends who can nap on any seat.
I've never felt scared, intimidated, and threatened as an adult, so there's that.
As a tiny goblin person, thank you for getting the beans from the top shelf for me.
I am jealous of tallness but understand that it comes with its own problems
I want the greater choice of clothes that being a shorter person entails. Nothing fecking fits me. Also beds, airline seats, and cars (I will never buy a truck). I'm jealous of my smaller friends who can nap on any seat.
I've never felt scared, intimidated, and threatened as an adult, so there's that.
As a short arsed void goblin I have a long spoon for doing stuff like that, though my wife will get stuff when I ask
Adorable