Hey There kiddos! Tommy Siegal here with an important message:
All of you little spoiled brat millennials sitting at your liberal coffee shops glugging down your white pumpkin cappuccinos or whatever the fuck you drink need to listen up to me, a wise Gen Xer!
Your cushy smushy work nude jobs can be done in different states, therefore you should spend thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours moving to a barren red state purely for electoral reasons.
I'm sure your employers will be 100% ok with you moving to a different state and never EVER want you to participate in in-person meetings or events. You'll certainly be able to keep your job during a pandemic and incoming economic depression.
Once you move I'm sure your new conservative, rural neighbors will absolutely welcome you with open arms and befriend you as you radically change their political landscape and gentrify entire states, raising the cost of living significantly.
VOTE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR. VOTE YOU BRATS. VOTING IS YOUR ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE YOU FUCKING MILLENNIAL SNOWFLAKES.
Hey There kiddos! Tommy Siegal here with an important message:
All of you little spoiled brat millennials sitting at your liberal coffee shops glugging down your white pumpkin cappuccinos or whatever the fuck you drink need to listen up to me, a wise Gen Xer!
Your cushy smushy work nude jobs can be done in different states, therefore you should spend thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours moving to a barren red state purely for electoral reasons.
I'm sure your employers will be 100% ok with you moving to a different state and never EVER want you to participate in in-person meetings or events. You'll certainly be able to keep your job during a pandemic and incoming economic depression.
Once you move I'm sure your new conservative, rural neighbors will absolutely welcome you with open arms and befriend you as you radically change their political landscape and gentrify entire states, raising the cost of living significantly.
VOTE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR. VOTE YOU BRATS. VOTING IS YOUR ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE YOU FUCKING MILLENNIAL SNOWFLAKES.
Your neoliberal frienemy,
Tommy Small Scholomy
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new olympic event, schlalomy: like regular slalom skiing, but now with 100% more butt stuff. take that conservative prudes!